Tuesday, April 29, 2014

How to suck at Blogging

1. Try to be Poetic. 

2. Think about what your writing until you just give up and write random sh!t. 


3. Post just a random video or picture from google images for all of your extra 2 posts. wimp.com will be your best friend.   


4. Do only 3 of the 8 blog assignments in the term. 


5. Copy your journal entries to your blog to get credit. 


6. Use "I have my posts done, but their just drafts" as your excuse (blog is blank) [draft box is empty].


7. Comment "amazing" on a couple peoples blogs so that it looks like your actively blogging.


8.Post Music that only you like so that people know who you are. 


9. Use the largest font and bolded letters so it looks like you write a lot.


10. Post two weeks late.    
Great!! Now that the truth is out i can finally be myself!!